Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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