they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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