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  • 1) I don't date married men. \n2) I only date Senators. \n3) I don't date Democrats/Republicans (whichever applies). \n4) I don't date scumbags/douchebags. \n\nTake your pick.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 13, 11 at 6:43am
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  • They make an avg salary of $174,000 a year... I say go for it

    Submitted by POOPPY on Apr 12, 11 at 6:32pm
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  • The protocol is to accept the date...and charge a decent fee...it's called a tax refund...

    Submitted by blackjacker21 on Apr 13, 11 at 9:13am
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  • must be Aaron Schock! sexiest and most eligible congressman :) apparently very little game though. and not too smart, as he is an elephant...

    Submitted by tricialynngrady on Apr 12, 11 at 6:22pm
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  • Tell him to go home to his wife

    Submitted by Purple_Ducky on Apr 12, 11 at 2:14pm
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  • If they're a married family-values Republican, sell the story to the press.

    Submitted by Nasty on Apr 12, 11 at 2:19pm
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  • Aaron shock is a homosexual. so if he's an eligible bachelor, he might need to get marriage rights passed in Illinois.

    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 13, 11 at 2:25am
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  • Vulpus awesome!!!

    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Apr 12, 11 at 2:18pm
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  • He'll take your money to pay for the date you know.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:18pm
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  • Tell them you'll go out with them as soon as they completely eliminate the national debt. You should be safe with that.

    Submitted by Vulpus on Apr 12, 11 at 2:14pm
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  • The protocol is to agree to the date.

    Submitted by badgerworthy on Apr 13, 11 at 3:10am
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  • We will have to leave it to a three/fourths vote

    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 13, 11 at 10:21am
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  • filibust in her face (glad i'm the first to consider a female rep)

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 13, 11 at 9:59am
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  • srsly I kno his homo booty call. Megan fox is a transvestite, and not a very hot one at that. millions of better women on planet E. Also, no sexy female politicians exist.

    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:19am
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  • "No thanks, you've already screwed me enough."

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 6:05pm
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  • "Sorry sir but I have to veto your request"

    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Apr 13, 11 at 10:12am
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  • unless you like idiots just say no

    Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 12, 11 at 1:45pm
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  • Tell them you are over 18 and don't do anal. That takes out all the GOP side for sure.

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 13, 11 at 1:29pm
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  • Veto!

    Submitted by sweetygirlfaj on Apr 14, 11 at 12:38am
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  • Aaron shock is sexy! Anytime a girl claims a man in the media is sexy another man will say he's gae! We don't tell you Megan Fox is actually a transvestite!

    Submitted by 313reader on Apr 13, 11 at 2:38am
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  • Take embarrassing pics and bribe.

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:45pm
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  • Another homo GOP stalking underage pages again?

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 12, 11 at 3:53pm
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