Dual....:-)
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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