He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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