You're completely useless in the revolution.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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