Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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