At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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