Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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