Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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