it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I could make wine with my vomit
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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