apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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