Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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