You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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