apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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