Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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