I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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