What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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