You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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