dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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