About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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