Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
if only i could text you this smell
my being single is dangerous.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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