You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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