Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This is my gift to your gina
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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