I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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