I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
How's work?
Spinning.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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