There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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