question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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