How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
