Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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