try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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