wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think people are normalizing furries
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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