Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
