yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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