If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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