we have officially lost it.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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