What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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