Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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