It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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