When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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