no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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