Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
