Dual....:-)
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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