you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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