we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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