Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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