saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
