I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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