Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
