This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?
This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.
Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit
i love your foreskin too
How do you know what foreskin tastes like?
5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing
i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious
were you wearing an affliction suit?
Those aren't olives in that drink!
Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha
I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this
And u smell like burnt vasoline
i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.
I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.
yeah i think there balls
I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.
lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.
...my area code! hahahaha
TMI, but funny wording. lol
11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!
im at work while reading this
I'm sucking my clit while reading this.
yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.
where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?
u recognized the taste? wow
2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.
That's what she said
i just had sex with a martini.
my foreskin tastes like awesome
Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3
foreskin has no taste.
How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.
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lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.
Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis
you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...
I'm taking a shit while reading this
if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it
Maybe u should tip next time
I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.
gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?
" October 5, 2009 5:45AM" Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!
Well it must taste good!
damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did... 9:43
I'm naked reading this.
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